Trey Parker Quotes

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• My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't…
• There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.
• I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's…
• It's all based on saying the shocking thing. We used to have a great time going to Hollywood parties and saying 'I think George Bush…
• Before the church responded, a lot of people would ask us, 'Are you afraid of what the church would say?' And Trey and I were…
• I love life...Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like...It makes me…
• I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.
• It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just…
• Basically ... out of all the ridiculous religion stories which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous—the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah ... there's this big…
• It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and…
• You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But the truth is…
• I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing, so friends are to be…
• The Republicans didn't want the government to run your life, because Jesus should. That was really part of their thing: less government, more Jesus. Now…
• I just realized that there are going to be a lot of painful times in life, so I better learn to deal with them in…
• In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a…
• When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That…
• You know, and it really doesn't have a lot to do with the movie. That's the trick to doing a good musical is that, if…
• Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.
• It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're…
• No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out,…

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