Best Trey Parker Quotes
- I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff. Little
- Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective. Kids
- I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force. Bigger
- I was always a very happy, optimistic person. Happy
- I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid. Full
- Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper. Down
- We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves. Brand
- You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado. Colorado
- The story of Jesus makes no sense to me. God sent his only son. Why could God only have one son and why would he… Act
- Any job is a job. If you have to be doing something, then you're probably not enjoying it. Any
- Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas. Bargaining
- Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb? Careful
- Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market. Any
- Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be. Children
- I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister. Bought
- I can feel myself dying inside. Dying
- I don't want to say never, but I hope I don't become that 'take me seriously now' guy. Guy
- I find Mormons adorable. Adorable
- I hate puppets so much. Hate
- I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn. Desire
- I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person. Claus
- I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football. Election
- Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd. Bruckheimer
- My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut. Big
- So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it. Committee