"I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and……" — Trey Parker
"I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person."
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71 Quotes by Trey Parker
Trey Parker has 71 quotes on this site.
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My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and…
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There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.
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I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot,…
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It's all based on saying the shocking thing. We used to have a great time going to Hollywood parties and…
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Before the church responded, a lot of people would ask us, 'Are you afraid of what the church would say?'…
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I love life...Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that…
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I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.
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It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all.…
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Basically ... out of all the ridiculous religion stories which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous—the silliest one I've ever heard is,…
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It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I…
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You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll…
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I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing,…
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More Claus Quotes
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We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about…
— Karen Armstrong
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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
— Victor Borge
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I don't really care what people tell children - when you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the…
— Julie Burchill
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Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
— Samuel Butler
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He was a parade all by himself, a burst of dazzle and jingle, Santa Claus drinking his whiskey straight and…
— Jimmy Cannon
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Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy…
— W.C. Fields
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You remember when you were a kid growing up, and believed in Santa Claus? There's not much difference between Santa…
— Bobby Knight
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A man of fifty looks as old as Santa Claus to a girl of twenty.
— William Feather
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God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat.
— H. L. Mencken
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If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a…
— Jack Handey
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No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa…
— Al Smith
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One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was…
— Dennis Franz
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