See Santa Quotes
- ... Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you with ropes so the other shoppers won't try to buy them.… — Dave Barry
- I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person. — Trey Parker
- How is it possible that our parents lied to us?" "Lets see: Santa, the Tooth Fairy,the Easter bunny,um, God. You're the prettiest kid in school.… — Brian K. Vaughan