Santa Quotes

345 quotes by 288 authors

We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus; but our ideas… — Karen Armstrong
Santa Barbara is a paradise; Disneyland is a paradise; the U.S. is a paradise. Paradise is just paradise. Mournful, monotonous, and superficial though it may… — Jean Baudrillard
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. — Victor Borge
Work takes me away from my wife, Sue, and my life in Santa Barbara. — Jeff Bridges
I don't really care what people tell children - when you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy, one more fib… — Julie Burchill
Nobody shoots at Santa Claus. — Samuel Butler
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. — George Carlin
I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight. They help people… — Drew Carey
Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip. — Gary Allan
Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most of the true… — Chris Van Allsburg
He was a parade all by himself, a burst of dazzle and jingle, Santa Claus drinking his whiskey straight and groaning with a bellyache... Babe… — Jimmy Cannon
No viticultural region in America has demonstrated as much progress in quality and potential for greatness as... the Santa Barbara region, where the Burgundian varietals… — Robert M. Parker, Jr.
Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but to the enlightened… — W.C. Fields
You remember when you were a kid growing up, and believed in Santa Claus? There's not much difference between Santa Claus and me today, you… — Bobby Knight
I've had this look for about a year. I usually grow this beard out around Christmas. I like to go to malls dressed as Jesus,… — Marc Maron
When I was a kid out here in L.A., I was homeless, I didn't have any money and I was living in my car. I… — Thomas Jane
A man of fifty looks as old as Santa Claus to a girl of twenty. — William Feather
Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Clause. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If you don't, who… — Jon Bon Jovi
God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat. — H. L. Mencken
If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is… — Jack Handey

Who Wrote These Santa Quotes

288 authors contributed a total of 345 Santa Quotes, led by these top contributors: