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Santa Quotes by Daniel Handler
- The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
- Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can often blend together,"…
- Or why you are wearing a picture of Santa Clause on you shirts, but-†“It’s Herman Melville.
More Santa Quotes
- We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus;… — Karen Armstrong
- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. — George Carlin
- Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip. — Gary Allan
- A man of fifty looks as old as Santa Claus to a girl of twenty. — William Feather
- Postal officials say that before Christmas they receive tons of letters written to Santa Claus, but after Christmas how few letters of… — Robert E. Lee
- [Admiral Nelson's counsel] guided me time and again. On the eve of the critical battle of Santa Cruz, in which the Japanese… — William Halsey
- Maybe that whole love thing is just a grown-up version of Santa Claus; just a myth we've been fed since childhood. So,… — Meg Ryan
- Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that… — Francis Pharcellus Church