"The real Santa Claus is at the mall." — Daniel Handler

"The real Santa Claus is at the mall."

— Daniel Handler

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495 Quotes by Daniel Handler

Daniel Handler has 495 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy…
The Long Goodbye' is one book I like to read over and over again, and it was an enormous inspiration…
I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone.
Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring…
One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very…
This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great…
You might find it difficult to see anything but your own sadness, the way smoke can cover a landscape so…
I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we're in…
Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make - bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake…
How wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like getting kissed…
They say that when you’re really in love, the world becomes gossamer and gorgeous, but in my experience the world…

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More Christmas Quotes

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In the United States Christmas has become the rape of an idea. — Richard Bach
I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks… — Andrea Arnold
For it is in giving that we receive. — Francis of Assisi
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own… — Dave Barry
My family makes these vinegars - out of everything from grapes to peaches and cherries. We go through the whole… — Mario Batali
The Christian faith can never be separated from the soil of sacred events, from the choice made by God, who… — Pope Benedict XVI
Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas. — Lewis Black
I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I… — Lewis Black
The real evidence for Jesus and Christianity is in how Jesus and the Christianity based on him manifest themselves in… — Lionel Blue
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. — Erma Bombeck
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. — Victor Borge
I didn't know the full dimensions of forever, but I knew it was longer than waiting for Christmas to come. — Richard Brautigan

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