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- A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word beans.. My father grows beans, said one student. My father cooks beans, said another. Then…
- Inspector 2 Santa: Phansi Se Pehly, Bata Teri Aakhri Khwahish Kia Ha? Santa:Mery Pair Uper Or Sir Neechy kr K Phansi De Do-:)
- Santa k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi. Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai? Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha. Dukandar ne…
- Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha. Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga. Banta: Haan! Aur Gadha to Dekho, Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai.…
- 1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai: Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain? Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna…
- Santa sitting on the roadside: Banta asks y r u wasting time? Santa: I'm taking revenge? Banta: How? Santa: Waqt ne mujhe barbad kia he,…
- At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand , oh! Santa: Control yourself. Dont cry. See…
More Santa Quotes
- We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus;… — Karen Armstrong
- Santa Barbara is a paradise; Disneyland is a paradise; the U.S. is a paradise. Paradise is just paradise. Mournful, monotonous, and superficial… — Jean Baudrillard
- Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. — Victor Borge
- Work takes me away from my wife, Sue, and my life in Santa Barbara. — Jeff Bridges
- I don't really care what people tell children - when you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy,… — Julie Burchill
- Nobody shoots at Santa Claus. — Samuel Butler
- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. — George Carlin
- I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight.… — Drew Carey
- Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip. — Gary Allan
- Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most… — Chris Van Allsburg
- He was a parade all by himself, a burst of dazzle and jingle, Santa Claus drinking his whiskey straight and groaning with… — Jimmy Cannon
- No viticultural region in America has demonstrated as much progress in quality and potential for greatness as... the Santa Barbara region, where… — Robert M. Parker, Jr.