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- I was Santa Claus in first year of primary school, our elementarys school play, because I had most panache, that was probably why. I was…
- The awkward moment when Santa accidentally leaves the price tag on your present.
- I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought…
- Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never got anything.
- President Reagan rushed home from Santa Barbara vacation, from the Reagan ranch when the Korean jetliner was shot out of the air by the Russians.
- Now I admit that the notion of a warless world is a pleasant and attractive thought. But people who believe that there can be such…
- I hear that in many places something has happened to Christmas; that it is changing from a time of merriment and carefree gaiety to a…
- Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to…
- I be getting green so mean, Bruce Banner. Gift of flow and presence, yeah, Im the new santa.
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- JUDGEMENT-you are not God, Jesus, Allah, my mother, nor my father, Mother Theresa, the Pope, or even freaking Santa Claus....
- Dear Santa, I'm sending you a Christmas Cheer with hopes that you'll be very dear. I've been very nice all through the year and so…
- Staying up all night so I can catch santa and give him the hands for not getting me what I wanted last year.
- The reason santa is always so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
- Dear Santa, How Is It That The Bad Bitches Still Get Rewarded?
- They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart.
- You better watch out, you better not cry you better not pout I'm telling you why, Santa Clause is stalking you now. He stalks you…
More Santa Quotes
- We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus;… — Karen Armstrong
- The more money you spend on X-Mas gifts, doesn't mean more love. Don't use the excuse, 'you want to give people the… — YourMaj3sty
- Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. — Victor Borge
- Work takes me away from my wife, Sue, and my life in Santa Barbara. — Jeff Bridges
- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. — George Carlin
- Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip. — Gary Allan
- He was a parade all by himself, a burst of dazzle and jingle, Santa Claus drinking his whiskey straight and groaning with… — Jimmy Cannon
- No viticultural region in America has demonstrated as much progress in quality and potential for greatness as... the Santa Barbara region, where… — Robert M. Parker, Jr.