Santa Quotes

345 quotes by 272 authors

No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard… — Al Smith
One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts. — Dennis Franz
Postal officials say that before Christmas they receive tons of letters written to Santa Claus, but after Christmas how few letters of thanks are sent… — Robert E. Lee
A cynic is just a man who found out when he was ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset. — James Gould Cozzens
The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is. — Jim Cornette
[Admiral Nelson's counsel] guided me time and again. On the eve of the critical battle of Santa Cruz, in which the Japanese ships outnumbered ours… — William Halsey
How is Christmas regarded today? The legend of Santa Claus, the Christmas tree, the decorations of tinsel and mistletoe, and the giving of gifts all… — Howard W. Hunter
It is not my fault that my parents own the world's largest collection of black Santas. — John Green
It is sad that it was necessary that Santa Barbara should be the example that had to bring it to the attention of the American… — Richard M. Nixon
Before Santa and presents and shopping and all the attendant Christmas (stuff) got involved, this holiday was enshrined to commemorate a guy who got nailed… — William Rivers Pitt
Well when I was a kid, I asked Santa Claus for some toys. Santa Claus wrote me a letter that he lost his bag. He… — Benicio Del Toro
Maybe that whole love thing is just a grown-up version of Santa Claus; just a myth we've been fed since childhood. So, we keep buying… — Meg Ryan
I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit a deer with… — Bill Engvall
My husband and I are building a 'green' house in Santa Ynez Valley. We bought 15 acres and we're going to build a house that's… — Jennie Garth
A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa. — Ricky Gervais
A group of us started a community center in Santa Monica. We've tried different programs, and three have worked really well. A poetry group. Once… — Lisa Bonet
If I had a kid, I'd give him a name that would make everyone would want to say his name. I'd call him, Pizza-Pussy-Santa. I… — Dave Attell
What I have against religion is that they start you when you are so defenseless. I mean, I was three when they started pumping this… — Bill Maher
I was Santa Claus in first year of primary school, our elementarys school play, because I had most panache, that was probably why. I was… — Unknown Author
There's been fifty-million people that died since Sharon Tate died and I got everybody in Santa Claus land chasing me, trying to make me feel… — Charles Manson

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