Santa Quotes

345 quotes by 272 authors

Texas, to be respected must be polite. Santa Anna living, can be of incalculable benefit to Texas; Santa Anna dead, would just be another dead… — Sam Houston
I think the true test of a pop song, for me, and I've talked to a lot of other writers about this, is you take… — Ryan Tedder
When Tim Allen made The Santa Clause, I thought that was a delightful film. It took a modern sensibility but layered onto it a kind… — Leonard Maltin
I studied at UC Santa Cruz before going on to do a grad program at UCLA. Santa Cruz was like an awesome hippie summer camp.… — Aaron Koblin
No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now,… — Francis Pharcellus Church
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and… — Francis Pharcellus Church
The day I saw my mom eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my life. — Halle Berry
The real Santa Claus is at the mall. — Daniel Handler
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never got anything. — Unknown Author
God was something I did not understand the way kids who went to church did. They said God was a man in the sky with… — Melissa Coleman
Sit peacefully in a church and think of church history: witchburning perhaps, or child abuse, genocide, the amassing of disgusting wealth, the repression of women,… — Kaz Cooke
Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit ... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it, he… — Julia Sweeney
President Reagan rushed home from Santa Barbara vacation, from the Reagan ranch when the Korean jetliner was shot out of the air by the Russians. — Unknown Author
Jacqueline Carey has created a postmodern fable of enormous scope and force. Santa Olivia is at once a cautionary tale of people caught in a… — Eric Van Lustbader
Grown ups don't believe in Santa Claus. They vote. — Pierre Desproges
We're not mad at God, just like atheists don't hate Santa or Unicorns, they're just not there! — Hemant Mehta
Like kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa. — Barbara Kingsolver
Now I admit that the notion of a warless world is a pleasant and attractive thought. But people who believe that there can be such… — Unknown Author
If you are clear where you are going and you take several steps in that direction every day, you eventually have to get there. If… — Jack Canfield
After the week at the Fillmore we flew down to L.A. to hang out and pick up whatever gigs we could. We did a gig… — Mitch Mitchell

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