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Santa Quotes by W.C. Fields
- Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but to the enlightened…
- Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else…
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