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- I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.
- I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
- I like my films to influence the audience. Even if it means tripping their aged grandparents with a cane when they get home.
- Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.
- All Englishmen talk as if they've got a bushel of plums stuck in their throats, and then after swallowing them get constipated from the pips.
- The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands…
- When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.
- I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.
- Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
- The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
- The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
- There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
- I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.
- Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
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