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Drink Quotes by W.C. Fields
- I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
- Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners to thank her.
- I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.
- I never drink water... fish f**k in it.
- Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water.
- We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed on…
- I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
- I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
- A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
- I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
- Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.
- Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
- I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
- I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
- I must have a drink of breakfast.
- I drink therefore I am.
- I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
- There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
- Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
- My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
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