"I never drink water because of the disgusting……" — W.C. Fields
"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."
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188 Quotes by W.C. Fields
W.C. Fields has 188 quotes on this site.
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It…
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The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious…
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I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon…
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Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners…
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Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy…
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I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
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I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and…
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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More Disgusting Quotes
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one of 486 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties.
— Hannah Arendt
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China once again disgusts the world, portraying the image of a cruel, perverted people devoid of any feelings towards animals.
— Brigitte Bardot
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
— Dave Barry
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I am unable to understand how a man of honor could take a newspaper in his hands without a shudder…
— Charles Baudelaire
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Any newspaper, from the first line to the last, is nothing but a web of horrors, I cannot understand how…
— Charles Baudelaire
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At times in my life, I have been utterly lonely. At other times, I've had disgusting infectious diseases. Try admitting…
— Martha Beck
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All disgust is originally disgust at touching.
— Walter Benjamin
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It's disgusting, but my father taught me when your mouth gets dry, just suck the sweat out of your own…
— Kobe Bryant
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Swallow a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more disgusting the rest of the day.
— Nicolas Chamfort
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If ever a man and his wife, or a man and his mistress, who pass nights as well as days…
— Lord Chesterfield
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Being called ugly and fat and disgusting to look at from the time I could barely understand what the words…
— Margaret Cho
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The greatest pleasures are only narrowly separated from disgust.
— Marcus Tullius Cicero
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