Never Drink Quotes

38 quotes by 32 authors

Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink the same kind… — Doug Stanhope
I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it. — Stonewall Jackson
Hefeweizen. Never drink something you can't spill. — Steve Miller
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. Never drink when you are wretched without it, or you will be like the… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering. — Bob Hope
I never drink water... fish f**k in it. — W.C. Fields
You have only so many bottles in your life, never drink a bad one. — Len Evans
If wine disappeared from human production, I believe there would be, in the health and intellect of the planet, a void, a deficiency far more… — Charles Baudelaire
I never drink without a thirst, either present or future. — Francois Rabelais
Never drink to feel better, only drink to feel even better. — Reese Witherspoon
I've never taken drugs. My drug, I suppose, is drink. I never drink before I sing, but I do make up for it when I… — Bonnie Tyler
I never drink while I'm working, but after a few glasses I get ideas that would never have occurred to me dead sober. — Irwin Shaw
Some people like milk, but I would never drink anything you have to stroke out of an animal. — Jonas Eriksson
Of my merit On that pint you yourself may jedge: All is, I never drink no sperit, Nor I haint never signed no pledge. — James Russell Lowell
I never drink coffee, can you believe that? Works in morning television, doesn't drink coffee. — Willie Geist
Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon. — Jilly Cooper
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. — W.C. Fields
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming. — W.C. Fields
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. — W.C. Fields
I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink… — Sammy Hagar

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