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Never Drink Quotes by W.C. Fields
- I never drink water... fish f**k in it.
- I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
- I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
- I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
- I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
- I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
More Never Drink Quotes
- You have only so many bottles in your life, never drink a bad one. — Len Evans
- I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it. — Stonewall Jackson
- I never drink water... fish f**k in it. — W.C. Fields
- I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it. — Robert E. Lee
- Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink… — Doug Stanhope
- Hefeweizen. Never drink something you can't spill. — Steve Miller
- Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. Never drink when you are wretched without it, or you will… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
- Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering. — Bob Hope