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Drink Quotes by Mark Twain
- Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days…
- Nothing agrees with me. If I drink coffee, it gives me dyspepsia; if I drink wine, it gives me the gout; if I go to…
- Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink - under any…
- My advice to girls: first, don't smoke - to excess; second, don't drink - to excess; third, don't marry - to excess.
- The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
- Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
- I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
- Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
- When in doubt tell the truth.
- The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
- My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.
- The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
- Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
- It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and…
- What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.
- Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.
- Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.
- Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.
- The signs of excessive indulgence in this destructive pastime are easily detectable. They are these: A disposition to eat, to drink, to smoke, to meet…
- I pity the fellow who has to create a dialect or paraphrase the dictionary to get laughs. I can't spell, but I have never stooped…
- The Koran does not permit Mohammedans to drink. Their natural instincts do not permit them to be moral. They say the Sultan has eight hundred…
- He had had much experience of physicians, and said, the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want,drink what you…
More Drink Quotes
- High thoughts must have high language. — Aristophanes
- If you have children, you don't want to have drugs and drinks in the house. It's just not good. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- It's frightening how easy it is to commit murder in America. Just a drink too much. I can see myself doing it.… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- I can't drink whiskey like I used to back then, that's for sure. — Sebastian Bach
- Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and… — Francis Bacon
- I don't have any particular thing I do ritualistically. I do the same thing every day. I get up. Drink a lot… — Erykah Badu
- I drink a bucket of white tea in the morning. I read about this tea of the Emperor of China, which is… — Antonio Banderas
- A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
- I juice a lot; I get as much protein as I can, because being a vegan, there isn't much protein. But that's… — Travis Barker
- Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water,… — Dave Barry
- You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry