"Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his……" — Mark Twain

Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore… - Mark Twain
"Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever."

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