Smoked Quotes

181 quotes by 164 authors

Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint. I'll… — Stephen Baldwin
'Winning' in Hollywood means not just power, money, and complimentary smoked-salmon pizza, but also that everyone around you fails just as you are peaking. — Roseanne Barr
I buy smoked mackerel in a vain attempt at being healthy. I do actually really like it, and you don't have to cook it, which… — Jo Brand
I have never smoked and have always drunk a lot of water, but cleanse, tone and moisturise every day? No way! — Tori Amos
The risk of developing carcinoma of the lung increases steadily as the amount smoked increases. If the risk among non-smokers is taken as unity and… — Richard Doll
I smoked pot in college and in the Army... — Al Gore
Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days… — Mark Twain
I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf. — Tug McGraw
If you're not on your 'A' game in our workouts every day, you're going to get absolutely smoked. — Michael Phelps
As has been well documented, I smoked pot as a kid, and I view it as a bad habit and a vice, not very different… — Barack Obama
I smoked this joint and then it hit me. I thought, what you gotta do is play your own simply blues. — Iggy Pop
I do smoke, but I don't go through all this trouble just because I want to make my drug of choice legal. It's about personal… — Woody Harrelson
I love stoner comedies. I smoked weed in college, but I haven't smoked in years. — Natalie Portman
The first time I smoked was at home with my mother and stepfather; they were like, If you are going to do this, we'd rather… — Matt Damon
When asked whether he minded if someone smoked in a non-smoking compartment. Certainly not if you don't object if I'm sick. — Thomas Beecham
Mr Howard Saxby, literary agent, was knitting a sock. He knitted a good deal, he would tell you if you asked him, to keep himself… — P.G. Wodehouse
I don't know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf. — Joe Namath
He could hardly imagine anymore what his life would be without the weight of his hidden knowledge. He'd come to think of it as a… — Kim Edwards
Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on brown bread and vodka, pickled… — Hedrick Smith
Restless, and in desperate need of adventure, I quit my job at an insurance company to travel west with a couple of guys I smoked… — Mink Stole

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