Best Smoked Sayings

181 Smoked quotes by 155 unique authors

I once made the mistake of writing a story with David Corbett. The man smoked me. He can delineate the character and personality of an… — Luis Alberto Urrea
I did successfully kick tobacco at the age of 34. I smoked for like 20 years, from 14 to 34. — Larry Hagman
It was strange to stand there in front of the mirror and see myself like I was my own best friend, a kid wanted to… — Russell Banks
If I had the choice between smoked salmon and tinned salmon, I'd have it tinned. With vinegar. — Harold Wilson
...the elephant smoked too much. — Victor Borge
When I was young, I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Believe me, never since have I wasted any… — Arturo Toscanini
What part of confidante has that poor teapot played ever since the kindlyplant was introduced among us. Why myriads of women have cried over it,… — William Makepeace Thackeray
When I was five, I am told, and asked what my favorite things in the world were, I answered, smoked salmon and Bach. — Oliver Sacks
I smoked some pot as a kid, but I just never did drugs. — Taylor Dane
Smoked carp tastes just as good as smoked salmon when you ain't got no smoked salmon. — Patrick F. McManus
When I was 14, I wanted to smoke because my mother smoked like mad. I wanted to smoke to look grown-up. But my mother said:… — Karl Lagerfeld
I just smoked a Cohiba the other day. It was great. You have to appreciate everything that cigar is. — Daisy Fuentes
I don't really care who's doing drugs in the NBA as long as the scene isn't adversely affecting my team and teammates. I've known enough… — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Ordinarily it would take me about fifteen minutes to get a hallucination going," wrote Feynman, "but on a few occasions, when I smoked some marijuana… — Richard P. Feynman
Our parents had to drive us to the gig, or even go in with us because of the liquor laws. The owners were really scared… — Unknown Author
No matter which sex I went to bed with, I never smoked on the street — Florence King
This is one night I wish I smoked and drank. — Grace Kelly
When one of the down Easters boasted of not having any gray hair, but who was bald, Dad told the story of how St. Peter… — Hal Turner
I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much. — Victor Borge
I haven't smoked marijuana since I was at NYU, — Bill de Blasio
Leadership is the cigarette that's smoked once the change has been consummated. — Andy Hargreaves
We smoked the way other American families would have wine with dinner. For us, it was our sacrament. It was something that made a great… — Ann Druyan
I love to revel in philosophical matters-especially astronomy. I study astronomy more than any other foolishness there is. I am a perfect slave to it.… — Mark Twain
I have smoked marijuana, but I no longer do. I went to art school in the 1960s so you can imagine what was going on.… — David Lynch
DMT is a reliable method for crossing in to a dimension that human beings have debated the existence of for 50.000 years. Is there an… — Terence McKenna

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