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I saw how, when my brother smoked reefer, it made my mother cry. He was 16 at the time. And I saw that she broke… — Ving Rhames
According to a new book coming out by a Pulitzer Prize-winning author, apparently when he was in high school, President Obama smoked large amounts of… — Jay Leno
The first time I smoked weed was with Demi [Lovato] and Miley [Cyrus]. I must have been 17 or 18. They kept saying, ‘Try it!… — Joe Jonas
I smoked marijuana for 50 yearsIt opened my mind to a lot of things, and now its active ingredient, THC, relaxes me and eases my… — James Garner
Almost every person over 45, and definitely those who have ever smoked, should have a spirometry test. — Loni Anderson
I saw John Garfield smoke. He was my idol, so I smoked. I even smoked like him. — Jack Klugman
I got fed up with being in bands. I spent a couple of years touring the country in a smoked filled band, doing lots of… — Cliff Martinez
The most I've smoked in a day was over an ounce, in Germany. — Method Man
Like most people who smoked umpteen cigarettes a day, I tasted only the first one. The succeeding umpteen minus one were a compulsive ritual which… — Clive James
I smoked my first cigar in 1991, when we won the championship. Up to that point, I had never smoked a cigar, never smoked anything. — Michael Jordan
Chipotles to me are a one-of-a-kind pepper because they're smoked jalapenos, so they're fiery and they're smoky. It's good to use chipotles in salsas or… — Bobby Flay
From what I've been able to determine, many of our big stars are addicted to tobacco. They want to smoke in movies for the same… — Joe Eszterhas
I stayed away from drugs, I never smoked a pipe. When I wanna get high, I smoke the mic. I never did white lines, I… — Kool Moe Dee
When I first tried out some hash, smoked some then. And I'll do it again, if only I had some cash. — Neil Young
Bad girl, drunk by six, kissing someone else's lips. Smoked to many cigarettes today, I'm not happy when I act this way. — Madonna Ciccone
I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf. (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf — Tug McGraw
I went through one period when I smoked a surprising, a really breath-taking, amount of grass almost every night. — David Letterman
To me, every person who smoked was voluntarily killing themselves, and doing it quite openly. — Chrissie Wellington
I've weaned myself down to about, on a great day, on a really great day, three cigarettes. For a nicotine junkie the essential cigs are… — Johnny Depp
A lot of children don't find forever homes because they're on that special-needs list, even if it's because of something as simple as her mother… — Katherine Heigl
I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it's… — Karl Lagerfeld
Mommy smoked but she didn't want us to. She saw smoke coming out of the barn one time, so we got whipped. — Loretta Lynn
I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine. — H. L. Mencken
At one time I smoked, but in 1959 I couldn't think of anything else to give up for Lent so I stopped - and I… — Ethel Merman
I always like to start my morning with a good amount of fruit. I really like pineapple, particularly because of the enzymes that it has.… — Cynthia Nixon

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