Cigar Quotes
148 quotes by 120 authors
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There are plenty of good five cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter.
— Franklin P. Adams
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Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
— Lynda Barry
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That smell of freshly cut grass makes me think of Friday night football in high school. The smell of popcorn and cigar smoke reminds me…
— Garth Brooks
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness…
— George Burns
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
— George Burns
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I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
— George Burns
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Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog…
— Steve Allen
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during…
— Winston Churchill
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Rhythm is best expressed in any swing directed at a cigar stump or a dandelion head.
— Grantland Rice
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If you'd asked me at 30 where I'd be during the Masters when I was 46, I'd have pictured myself on a boat fishing, smoking…
— Jack Nicklaus
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Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days…
— Mark Twain
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You must also remember that the world has God to govern it, and He has not left it to our charity. The Lord God is…
— Swami Vivekananda
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We had to be to the stadium at six o'clock for home games, and traffic was so bad it would take us an hour and…
— Michael Jordan
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When a doting person gets down on all fours and plays with the dog's rubber mouse, it only confuses the puppy and gives him a…
— Corey Ford
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The difference between a man and his valet: they both smoke the same cigars, but only one pays for them.
— Robert Frost
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A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.
— Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton
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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.
— Mark Twain
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I promised myself that if ever I had some money that I would savor a cigar each day after lunch and dinner. This is the…
— W. Somerset Maugham
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If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.
— George Burns
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I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special…
— Raul Julia
Who Wrote These Cigar Quotes
120 authors contributed a total of 148 Cigar Quotes, led by these top contributors: