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Cigar Quotes by Mark Twain
- Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days…
- Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.
- More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.
- No one can tell me what is a good cigar--for me. I am the only judge... There are no standards--no real standards. Each man's preference…
- I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.
- The cigar-box which the European calls a 'lift' needs but to be compared with our elevators to be appreciated. The lift stops to reflect between…
- I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.
- I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.
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- I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. — George Burns
- I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. — George Burns
- Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would… — Steve Allen
- My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if… — Winston Churchill