Cigar Quotes

148 quotes by 120 authors

He strains his conversation through a cigar. — Hamilton Wright Mabie
Cigars are no safe alternative act. — Ed Markey
After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings. — Brad Shaw
A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other." — Horace Greeley
I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might be. — Richard Carleton
Wine buffs write and talk as though the food and wine will be in your mouth at the same time, that one is there to… — Clement Freud
When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God,… — Charles Spurgeon
Every day my mother had tea. My dad has his ritual cigar. They had their evening cocktail. Those rituals were done nicely, with flair and… — John Travolta
There are men here and there to whom the whole of life is like an after-dinner hour with a cigar; easy, pleasant, empty, perhaps enlivened… — Joseph Conrad
There is no more miserable human being than one in whom nothing is habitual but indecision, and for whom the lighting of every cigar, the… — William James
Today, we cannot produce machines that fly the same as UFOs do. They are flying by means of artificial fields of Gravity. This would explain… — Hermann Oberth
If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it,… — Jack Handey
Let me tell you what I look like: pale face, long hair, and a tiny start of a paunch. In addition, an awkward gait, and… — Albert Einstein
So I went ahead and made me a guitar. Igot me a cigar box, I cut me a round hole in the middle of it,… — Lightnin' Hopkins
I don't like champagne, I don't smoke cigars, I haven't any real jewellery at all, apart from the 8 pieces of gold I picked up… — John Toshack
Fresh air makes me throw up. I can't handle it. I'd rather be around three Denobili cigars blowing in my face all night. — Frank Sinatra
Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go… — John Candy
I did the cover of Cigar Aficionado, so I'm supposed to talk about loving cigars. I've smoked them a couple of times. My father used… — Gina Gershon
You can try to trick the people and come out wearing a fedora and a tuxedo but that's not me. I was born in the… — Michael Buble
There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it. — D L Hughley

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