Cigar Quotes

148 Cigar quotes by 117 unique authors

There are plenty of good five cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. — Franklin P. Adams
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. — Lynda Barry
That smell of freshly cut grass makes me think of Friday night football in high school. The smell of popcorn and cigar smoke reminds me… — Garth Brooks
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness… — George Burns
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. — George Burns
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. — George Burns
Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog… — Steve Allen
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during… — Winston Churchill
Rhythm is best expressed in any swing directed at a cigar stump or a dandelion head. — Grantland Rice
If you'd asked me at 30 where I'd be during the Masters when I was 46, I'd have pictured myself on a boat fishing, smoking… — Jack Nicklaus
Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days… — Mark Twain
You must also remember that the world has God to govern it, and He has not left it to our charity. The Lord God is… — Swami Vivekananda
We had to be to the stadium at six o'clock for home games, and traffic was so bad it would take us an hour and… — Michael Jordan
When a doting person gets down on all fours and plays with the dog's rubber mouse, it only confuses the puppy and gives him a… — Corey Ford
The difference between a man and his valet: they both smoke the same cigars, but only one pays for them. — Robert Frost
A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman. — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton
Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar. — Mark Twain
I promised myself that if ever I had some money that I would savor a cigar each day after lunch and dinner. This is the… — W. Somerset Maugham
If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it. — George Burns
I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special… — Raul Julia
He strains his conversation through a cigar. — Hamilton Wright Mabie
Cigars are no safe alternative act. — Ed Markey
After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings. — Unknown Author
A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other." — Horace Greeley
I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might be. — Richard Carleton

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