Cigar Quotes

148 Cigar quotes by 117 unique authors

The rich man has his motorcar, His country and his town estate, He smokes a fifty-cent cigar And jeers at Fate. He frivols through the… — Franklin P. Adams
Disagreeing with the fervent patriotism of the Confederates: "I think it's hard winning a war with words, gentlemen. . . . I'm saying very plainly… — Clark Gable
If you think that one individual can't make a difference in the world, consider what one cigar can do in a nine-room house. — Bill Vaughan
Any cigar smoker is a friend, because I know how he feels. — Alfred de Musset
A good Cuban cigar closes the doors to the vulgarities of the world. — Franz Liszt
I smoke a cigar or two a day. I did have a brownie once. It made me sleepy. — Barney Frank
If you want a midget to look like a baby, don’t put a cigar in his mouth. — Chuck Jones
The cigar is the perfect complement to an elegant lifestyle. — George Sand
A cigar numbs sorrow and fills the solitary hours with a million gracious images. — George Sand
You can't get good chinese takeout in China and cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about communism. — P.J. O'Rourke
You better take advantage of the good cigars. You don't get much else in that job. — Unknown Author
There is nothing more agreeable than having a place where one can throw on the floor as many cigar butts as one pleases without the… — Fidel Castro
A woman is just a script, but a cigar is a motion picture. — Samuel Fuller
I just smoked a Cohiba the other day. It was great. You have to appreciate everything that cigar is. — Daisy Fuentes
More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking. — Mark Twain
You sit back in the darkness, nursing your beer, breathing in that ineffable aroma of the old-time saloon: dark wood, spilled beer, good cigars, and… — Unknown Author
You're the one who likes cigars right? Try smoking this. — Franco Nero
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands, don't let him just play it once… — Jack Handey
I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves. — Jack Handey
Everything was a trap: women, drugs, whiskey, wine, scotch, beer - even beer - cigars, and cigarettes. Traps: Work or no work. Traps: Artistry or… — Charles Bukowski
What, for some, is sin, others do to the glory of God. And the good Dr. Pentecost's remarks notwithstanding , I intend to go home… — Charles Spurgeon
No one can tell me what is a good cigar--for me. I am the only judge... There are no standards--no real standards. Each man's preference… — Mark Twain
Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing. — Joan Collins
By the cigars they smoke, and the composers they love, ye shall know the texture of men's souls. — John Galsworthy
I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time. — Mark Twain

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