Cigar Quotes

148 Cigar quotes by 117 unique authors

Wine buffs write and talk as though the food and wine will be in your mouth at the same time, that one is there to… — Clement Freud
When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God,… — Charles Spurgeon
Every day my mother had tea. My dad has his ritual cigar. They had their evening cocktail. Those rituals were done nicely, with flair and… — John Travolta
There are men here and there to whom the whole of life is like an after-dinner hour with a cigar; easy, pleasant, empty, perhaps enlivened… — Joseph Conrad
There is no more miserable human being than one in whom nothing is habitual but indecision, and for whom the lighting of every cigar, the… — William James
Today, we cannot produce machines that fly the same as UFOs do. They are flying by means of artificial fields of Gravity. This would explain… — Hermann Oberth
If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it,… — Jack Handey
Let me tell you what I look like: pale face, long hair, and a tiny start of a paunch. In addition, an awkward gait, and… — Albert Einstein
So I went ahead and made me a guitar. Igot me a cigar box, I cut me a round hole in the middle of it,… — Lightnin' Hopkins
I don't like champagne, I don't smoke cigars, I haven't any real jewellery at all, apart from the 8 pieces of gold I picked up… — John Toshack
Fresh air makes me throw up. I can't handle it. I'd rather be around three Denobili cigars blowing in my face all night. — Frank Sinatra
Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go… — John Candy
I did the cover of Cigar Aficionado, so I'm supposed to talk about loving cigars. I've smoked them a couple of times. My father used… — Gina Gershon
You can try to trick the people and come out wearing a fedora and a tuxedo but that's not me. I was born in the… — Michael Buble
There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it. — D L Hughley
I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of… — Denis Leary
Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars. — Don Johnson
There are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one. — Raul Julia
A cigar is as good as memories that you have when you smoked it. — Raul Julia
Men hand out cigars. Women `hand out' babies. And thus the world, for thousands of years, has gone round. — Dirk Benedict
I loved sitting on my veranda sipping quality scotch, puffing a Cuban cigar and watching Cuba on the horizon, or the oceanic vista. Did this… — Dirk Benedict
Take a quick dip, relax with a schnapps and a sandwich, stretch out, have a smoke, take a nap or just rest, and then sit… — Annie Dillard
Taking in and blowing out smoke? And now you see girls smoking cigars. It got to be such a fad. Girls on the covers of… — James Coburn
It may be true that my desk here is really 'nothing but' a transient eddy of electrons in the flux of universal process. Nevertheless, I… — Edward Abbey
I always smoked cigars. I've smoked cigars with everybody in show business. — Al Hirt

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