Cigar Quotes

148 quotes by 117 authors

Aficionado my ass...I just love to smoke cigars — James Woods
Cheap cigars come in handy; they stifle the odor of cheap politicians. — Ulysses S. Grant
The cigar-box which the European calls a 'lift' needs but to be compared with our elevators to be appreciated. The lift stops to reflect between… — Mark Twain
A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound of sachet powder,… — Groucho Marx
What this country needs is a really good 5-cent cigar — Thomas R. Marshall
What I like most about cigars is simply sitting and talking with other menâ€¦ Some of the best conversations Iâ€™ve ever had with men have… — James Belushi
And so the liberal tendency became a habit with Stepan Arkadyich, and he liked his newspaper, as he liked a cigar after dinner, for the… — Leo Tolstoy
I would rather smoke one cigar than hear two sermons. — Robert Green Ingersoll
Like most people who smoked umpteen cigarettes a day, I tasted only the first one. The succeeding umpteen minus one were a compulsive ritual which… — Clive James
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes. — Bob Hope
I gambled at the crap table all night and finally lost $8, but during that time the house gave me four drinks and two cigars,… — Jack Benny
I smoked my first cigar in 1991, when we won the championship. Up to that point, I had never smoked a cigar, never smoked anything. — Michael Jordan
'Men die of the diseases which they have studied most,' remarked the surgeon, snipping off the end of a cigar with all his professional neatness… — Arthur Conan Doyle
Paint the entire ship? Id rather eat my cigar! — Hannibal
A good smoker, like a good lover, always takes his time with a cigar. — Guillermo Cabrera Infante
No cigar-smoker ever committed suicide. — William Maginn
Back in the days when American billboard advertising was in flower [said Hemingway], there were two slogans that I always rated above all others: the… — A. E. Hotchner
I don't want to have a bad influence on anybody, but there's no point in my giving up cigarettes now. I won't die young. — Golda Meir
Smoking too much makes me nervous. Must lasso my natural tendency to acquire such habits. Holding heavy cigar constantly in my mouth has deformed my… — Thomas A. Edison
Somehow I had to turn the salted peanuts in the cigar box into petits fours. — Ruta Sepetys

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