Cigar Quotes

148 quotes by 117 authors

If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it. — George Burns
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. — Sigmund Freud
A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book. — Robert M. Gates
Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear. — Bobby Darin
I have to remind my dad, 'Journalists - no matter how many cigars they smoke with you - are not your friends, so don't talk… — Cameron Diaz
You know what's nice about Montreal? Not only is it a beautiful city, but you have Cuban cigars. — Jamie Farr
You should hurry up and acquire the cigar habit. It's one of the major happinesses. And so much more lasting than love, so much less… — Aldous Huxley
I once sang 'Summer Nights,' from 'Grease,' at a bar in Melbourne with John Travolta, who's a good friend of mine. He looked cool singing… — Hugh Jackman
Maybe it's like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it; everything fades away: your worries, your problems, your thoughts. They fade into… — Raul Julia
Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar? Whatever it is will come back; so what, smoke another… — Raul Julia
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. — Rudyard Kipling
I'm looking forward to providing the men of Seattle with an evening where they can kick back, light up a cigar and enjoy a night… — Tom Leykis
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on… — Bernie Mac
I never can understand how anyone can not smoke it deprives a man of the best part of life. With a good cigar in his… — Thomas Mann
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. — Groucho Marx
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. — Mark Twain
I think there's a possibility that comic book movies are getting a tiny bit better on the one hand because they're no longer made by… — Joss Whedon
I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of… — Ron White
There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes. — Katharine Whitehorn
Bouillabaisse is only good because cooked by the French, who, if they cared to try, could produce an excellent and nutritious substitute out of cigar… — Norman Douglas

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