"If I paid $3 or $4 for a…" — George Burns

"If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it."

— George Burns

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108 Quotes by George Burns

George Burns has 108 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at…
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or…
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it…
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget…
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while…
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

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More Cigar Quotes

This quote is filed under Cigar Quotes, one of 148 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

There are plenty of good five cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. — Franklin P. Adams
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. — Lynda Barry
That smell of freshly cut grass makes me think of Friday night football in high school. The smell of popcorn… — Garth Brooks
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it… — George Burns
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. — George Burns
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. — George Burns
Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me… — Steve Allen
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after… — Winston Churchill
Rhythm is best expressed in any swing directed at a cigar stump or a dandelion head. — Grantland Rice
If you'd asked me at 30 where I'd be during the Masters when I was 46, I'd have pictured myself… — Jack Nicklaus
Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious… — Mark Twain
You must also remember that the world has God to govern it, and He has not left it to our… — Swami Vivekananda

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