"I've got a great cigar collection - it's……" — Ron White
"I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em."
More Cigar Quotes
- There are plenty of good five cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. — Franklin P. Adams
- Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. — Lynda Barry
- That smell of freshly cut grass makes me think of Friday night football in high school. The smell of popcorn… — Garth Brooks
- Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it… — George Burns
- I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. — George Burns
- I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. — George Burns
- Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me… — Steve Allen
- My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after… — Winston Churchill
- Rhythm is best expressed in any swing directed at a cigar stump or a dandelion head. — Grantland Rice
- If you'd asked me at 30 where I'd be during the Masters when I was 46, I'd have pictured myself… — Jack Nicklaus
- Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious… — Mark Twain
- You must also remember that the world has God to govern it, and He has not left it to our… — Swami Vivekananda