"We have hearing aids in order to fix……" — Ron White
"We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!"
More Aids Quotes
- In poverty and other misfortunes of life, true friends are a sure refuge. The young they keep out of mischief;… — Aristotle
- The half minute which we daily devote to the winding-up of our watches is an exertion of labour almost insensible;… — Charles Babbage
- Electronic aids, particularly domestic computers, will help the inner migration, the opting out of reality. Reality is no longer going… — J. G. Ballard
- I've been to enough other countries in the world to know what happens when you have socialized single-payer health care.… — Jello Biafra
- Watergate enabled the Democrats to cut off all aid to South Vietnam and ensure American defeat in a war their… — Conrad Black
- Anyone that's involved in development has discovered that all the good work that's been done in development has been undone… — Bono
- Particularly conservative Christians, I was very angry that they were not involved more in the AIDS emergency. — Bono
- U2 was involved in Live Aid, and I ended up going to Ethiopia and working there for some time with… — Bono
- You've got to watch the politics of AIDS. The politics of AIDS can work both for and against the victims… — Bono
- Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? — Elayne Boosler
- I'm not really religious but very spiritual. I give money to this company that manufactures hearing aids on a regular… — Christina Aguilera
- The slave has but one master, the ambitious man has as many as there are persons whose aid may contribute… — Jean de la Bruyere