Surgery Quotes

425 quotes by 370 authors

Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California condor. — Roseanne Barr
I see women in their 30s getting plastic surgery, pulling this up and tucking that back. It's like a slippery slope - once you start… — Halle Berry
I went through a big Alice Cooper phase, which was probably a major influence on my writing style later, especially after Plastic Surgery Disasters. — Jello Biafra
Economics is not brain surgery. — Benjamin Carson
You have to be desirable. And that's why so many woman of my age or even younger are pushed to Botox and plastic surgery, all… — Kim Cattrall
The only thing left that shows I was a heart patient is I have a scar down the middle of my chest where they went… — Dick Cheney
Preventive medicine isn't part of a physician's everyday routine, which is spent dispensing drugs and performing surgery. — Deepak Chopra
Although we take it for granted, sanitation is a physical measure that has probably done more to increase human life span than any kind of… — Deepak Chopra
I think people have surgery for psychological reasons more than because of their looks. — Francesca Annis
You know, everyone is always talking about plastic surgery, or the technology, what to do. I really think it's important to help yourself with the… — Marina Abramovic
The downside isn't really injury, fear of injury or the process of fighting back from injury. The downside, the very worst thing in the world,… — Greg Rusedski
Appreciation of works of art requires organized effort and systematic study. Art appreciation can no more be absorbed by aimless wandering in galleries than can… — Albert C. Barnes
In golf, driving is a game of free-swinging muscle control, while putting is something like performing eye surgery and using a bread knife for a… — Tommy Bolt
McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of bypass surgery. — George Carlin
Winning is only important in war and surgery. — Al McGuire
When I go in for heart surgery, I want a full-time surgeon. I don't want some guy who just does it part-time between rounds of… — Don Meyer
Geology does better in reclothing dry bones and revealing lost creations, than in tracing veins of lead and beds of iron; astronomy better in opening… — John Ruskin
Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery. — Joan Rivers
One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or 'fat recycling,' wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that… — Dave Barry
A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy. — Joan Rivers

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