"McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually……" — George Carlin

"McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of bypass surgery."

— George Carlin

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A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. — Francis Bacon
Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. — Francis Bacon
I try to do an hour of cardio on the days that I have off, and then I'll do 30… — Travis Barker
The land of embarrassment and breakfast. — Julian Barnes
Not eating breakfast is the worst thing you can do, that's really the take-home message for teenage girls. — Bruce Barton
When you have something for breakfast, you're not going to be starving by lunch. — Bruce Barton
People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table. — Max Beerbohm
Hash browns are my favorite breakfast food. — Rachel Bilson
Feedback is the breakfast of champions. — Ken Blanchard
What nicer thing can you do for somebody than make them breakfast? — Anthony Bourdain
Big stuff and little: learning how to order breakfast in a country where I don't speak the language and haven't… — Anthony Bourdain
I never play golf because it takes too long, and the business connections it produces can be made just as… — Eli Broad

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