"You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a……" — Si Robertson
"You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid"
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25 Quotes by Si Robertson
Si Robertson has 25 quotes on this site.
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Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!
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All of my stories are 95 percent truthful.
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When security comes, every man for himself
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God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV…
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When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17. Most people can tell you what 16 says,…
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You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.
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I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet,…
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First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing…
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Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next…
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I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.
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Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team.
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I'm so dope I'm illegal in 55 states
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More Dog Quotes
This quote is filed under Dog Quotes,
one of 3,732 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could wag.
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat…
— Sri Aurobindo
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Truth is a good dog; but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you…
— Francis Bacon
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Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call…
— Antonio Banderas
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If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats…
— Antonio Banderas
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When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
— Edward Abbey
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We have to convince the people of Bucharest, who are dog lovers, to treat dogs like they treat their children…
— Brigitte Bardot
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I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known.
— Bob Barker
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise…
— Dave Barry
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There's a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being…
— Drew Barrymore
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Does not the gratitude of the dog put to shame any man who is ungrateful to his benefactors?
— Saint Basil
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Oh, love will make a dog howl in rhyme.
— Francis Beaumont
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