Si Robertson Quotes

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• Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!
• All of my stories are 95 percent truthful.
• When security comes, every man for himself
• God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV world.
• When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17. Most people can tell you what 16 says, OK. 'For God so loved…
• You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.
• I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones...and a woodpecker, I'll…
• First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.
• Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line…
• I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.
• You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid
• Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team.
• I'm so dope I'm illegal in 55 states
• One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!
• I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.
• A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.
• Fred Astaire’s got nothing on me.
• I don’t know any redneck that’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck.
• What I tell young couples that are getting married is: you're going to have quarrels, and on some things, you're just going to have to…
• Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning

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