"One time, hey, in high school this girl……" — Si Robertson
"One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!"
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25 Quotes by Si Robertson
Si Robertson has 25 quotes on this site.
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Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!
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All of my stories are 95 percent truthful.
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When security comes, every man for himself
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God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV…
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When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17. Most people can tell you what 16 says,…
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You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.
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I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet,…
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First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing…
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Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next…
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I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.
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You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't…
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Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team.
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More Dang Quotes
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It was a hubba, hubba, ding dang, baby you are just everythang.
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Jamestown colony, when it was first founded as a socialist venture, dang near failed with everybody dead and dying in…
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The problem, Mr. Fudd, is that you've been having a sublimal effect on everyone in the factory. We're proud of…
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Rick Perry is the perfect candidate for those who thought George W. Bush was just too dang cerebral. And Adios,…
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Researchers warn us against walking out on married life without a dang good reason.
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I've been all over this big old world, hey looking for a ring-dang-do.
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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have…
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They don't allow you to go any further unless you can do this bomb suit training, because it puts such…
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My school and my tribe are so poor and sad that we have to study from the same dang books…
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Livin' is like pourin' water out of a tumbler into a dang Coca-Cola bottle. If'n you skeered you can't do…
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Steve turned to us again, looking so dang enthusastic that I wondered how much coffee he'd had this morning. "So,…
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The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled. Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new…
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