Dang Quotes
72 quotes by 62 authors
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It was a hubba, hubba, ding dang, baby you are just everythang.
— Tom Waits
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Jamestown colony, when it was first founded as a socialist venture, dang near failed with everybody dead and dying in the snow,
— Dick Armey
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One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!
— Si Robertson
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The problem, Mr. Fudd, is that you've been having a sublimal effect on everyone in the factory. We're proud of our product, Mr. Fudd, and…
— Gary Larson
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Rick Perry is the perfect candidate for those who thought George W. Bush was just too dang cerebral. And Adios, Mofo is the perfect guide…
— Paul Begala
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Researchers warn us against walking out on married life without a dang good reason.
— Ariel Gore
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I've been all over this big old world, hey looking for a ring-dang-do.
— Sam the Sham
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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to…
— Jeff Foxworthy
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They don't allow you to go any further unless you can do this bomb suit training, because it puts such a mental strain on your…
— Jeremy Renner
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My school and my tribe are so poor and sad that we have to study from the same dang books our parents studied from. That…
— Sherman Alexie
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Livin' is like pourin' water out of a tumbler into a dang Coca-Cola bottle. If'n you skeered you can't do it, you cain't. If'n you…
— Olive Ann Burns
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Steve turned to us again, looking so dang enthusastic that I wondered how much coffee he'd had this morning. "So, you kids want to be…
— James Patterson
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The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled. Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna…
— Janet Evanovich
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Here's a newsflash from the only High Preistess you have left at this dang school: Zoey isn't dead. And believe me, I know dead. I've…
— P. C. Cast
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I stood my ground. "You evil scientist are all the same--evil. Count me out." Fang and I brushed past Mr. God and walked quickly but…
— James Patterson
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As a maternal figure, I always try to keep the flock safe, of course. But I admit, it did my heart proud to see the…
— James Patterson
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I looked at her, with her hair spilled out on the pillows and the warmth of her body warming mine. And I thought, god-dang, if…
— Jim Thompson
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Total evil. dang, his principal had been right all along... he really was demonspawn.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Girls think they’re only allowed to wear dresses on formal occasions, but I like a woman who says, you know, I’m going over to see…
— John Green
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I've been thinking," Brooklyn said as I gawked at the god sitting next to me, "if you get all lovey-dovey and decide to elope to…
— Darynda Jones
Who Wrote These Dang Quotes
62 authors contributed a total of 72 Dang Quotes, led by these top contributors: