Garage Door Quotes

8 quotes by 8 authors

• You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid — Si Robertson
• Inconvenience yourself: ditch the remote, the garage door opener, the leaf-blower; buy a bike, broom, rake, and snow shovel. — Dan Buettner
• I saw him making love to you, you forgot to close the garage door. — Bob Dylan
• The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up. — Minnie Pearl
• One of my books is a hallucinogen, an aphrodisiac, a mood elevator, an intellectual garage door opener, and a metaphysical trash compactor. They'll do everything… — Tom Robbins
• Amos stopped before the entrance, which was the size of a garage door—a dark heavy square of timber with no visible handle or lock. “Carter… — Rick Riordan
• How'd you communicate?" "Paper and pen. Amazing inventions. Anyway, once we were in Buffalo, I led him here. We couldn't figure out a way in… — Kelley Armstrong
• I've never vied for power in the family before. Pointing a box at the garage door and saying Open! was never a big deal, but… — Erma Bombeck

Who Wrote These Garage Door Quotes

8 authors contributed a total of 8 Garage Door Quotes as follows:

• 1 Garage Door Quote by Si Robertson
• 1 Garage Door Quote by Dan Buettner
• 1 Garage Door Quote by Bob Dylan
• 1 Garage Door Quote by Minnie Pearl
• 1 Garage Door Quote by Tom Robbins
• 1 Garage Door Quote by Rick Riordan
• 1 Garage Door Quote by Kelley Armstrong
• 1 Garage Door Quote by Erma Bombeck