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Si Robertson has 25 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!
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All of my stories are 95 percent truthful.
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When security comes, every man for himself
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God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV world.
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When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17. Most people can tell you what 16 says, OK. 'For…
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You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.
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I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones...and…
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First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.
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Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey,…
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I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.
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You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid
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Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team.
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You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid
— Si Robertson
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Inconvenience yourself: ditch the remote, the garage door opener, the leaf-blower; buy a bike, broom, rake, and snow shovel.
— Dan Buettner
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I saw him making love to you, you forgot to close the garage door.
— Bob Dylan
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The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.
— Minnie Pearl
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One of my books is a hallucinogen, an aphrodisiac, a mood elevator, an intellectual garage door opener, and a metaphysical trash compactor.…
— Tom Robbins
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Amos stopped before the entrance, which was the size of a garage door—a dark heavy square of timber with no visible handle…
— Rick Riordan
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How'd you communicate?" "Paper and pen. Amazing inventions. Anyway, once we were in Buffalo, I led him here. We couldn't figure out…
— Kelley Armstrong
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I've never vied for power in the family before. Pointing a box at the garage door and saying Open! was never a…
— Erma Bombeck
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