"My illness is due to my doctor's insistence……" — W.C. Fields
"My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies."
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188 Quotes by W.C. Fields
W.C. Fields has 188 quotes on this site.
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It…
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The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious…
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I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon…
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Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners…
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Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy…
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I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
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I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and…
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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Apart from anything else, I am designed by evolution, like we all are: if we see a little thing like…
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There should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months.
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Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but…
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It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
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The tabloids, instead of being about alien babies and stuff, it's my triplets, quadruplets, marriages, feuds.
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Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're…
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"I call them april babies cause they fools"
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I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
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