"I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle……" — Rodney Dangerfield

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• I think love can come fairly easily and grow - but really liking the core essence of someone is a… — Eric Bana
• A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle. — Charles Baudelaire
• I pray on the principle that wine knocks the cork out of a bottle. There is an inward fermentation, and… — Henry Ward Beecher
• I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and… — Lewis Black
• I have six-year-old fans that weren't even around for 'Genie in a Bottle' or even 'Fighter.' — Christina Aguilera
• I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand. — Charles Bronson
• To me, I think people who don't think it's a big deal to toss a plastic bottle in the garbage… — Sophia Bush
• I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of… — Drew Carey
• If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,'… — Adam Carolla
• Meeting Franklin Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne; knowing him was like drinking it. — Winston Churchill
• I absolutely relate to being alone in squalor, trying to come up with something adequate. I relate to that, and… — Diablo Cody
• On Saturday afternoons when all the things are done in the house and there's no real work to be done,… — Maya Angelou

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