He Told Quotes

376 quotes by 291 authors

Because of the changes in the Padres team I played with last year, I felt like a veteran recently when I worked out with Jason… — Garth Brooks
I talked with Quentin about where the character came from, and he told me Kansas City. I don't know how somebody talks from Kansas City,… — Steve Buscemi
President Bush gave me a tremendous opportunity to serve as the vice president. I enjoyed very much having the opportunity to be a part of… — Dick Cheney
My physics teacher, Thomas Miner was particularly gifted. To this day, I remember how he introduced the subject of physics. He told us we were… — Steven Chu
I could fall in love with a sumo wrestler if he told stories and made me laugh. Obviously, it would be easier if someone was… — Maya Angelou
I told him I wasn't tired. He told me, no, but the outfielders sure are. — Jim Kern
Jesus was not a whisperer. No one ever saw Him close to His neighbor's ear, looking stealthily around lest some one should overhear what He… — Samuel Logan Brengle
Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance. — Rodney Dangerfield
In Chicago, having crashed his motorcycle into a car. According to police reports, his blood-alcohol level was more than three times the legal limit and… — Bob Probert
Bobby would drive to the net injured, he would drive to the net hurt. He played that way every night. He told Bobby that he… — Derek Sanderson
He told me just to keep the ball low. — Chi Chi Rodriguez
Lacey didn't like it, even though he was born here, I understand. I mean, he was born in Brooklyn. He told the staff that they… — Sydney Schanberg
I shall give a propagandist reason for starting the war, no matter whether it is plausible or not. The victor will not be asked afterwards… — Adolf Hitler
This is for you. A mage named Randal told me to give it to the Band if you ever came back. 'It surmounts evil,' he… — Janet Morris
'Confusion is the last stop on the way to clarity,' he told me. 'The part of your mind that thinks it knows it all is… — Alan Cohen
Anecdote: In a controversial way, Comedian and actor Bill Cosby sought to teach his son the pain of being lied to. Convinced his son had… — Bill Cosby
I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. — Rodney Dangerfield
Many years ago a very wise man named Bernard Baruch took me aside and put his arm around my shoulder. "Harpo my boy," he said,… — Harpo Marx
When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the universe.' But God answered, 'That knowledge is for me alone.'… — George Washington Carver
He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her.… — Jack Handey

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