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He Told Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance.
- I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
- I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
- What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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