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- My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk, he sits there and watches…
- I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
- I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year.
- With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to…
- My life is nothing but pressure. All pressure. This pressure is like a heaviness. It's always on top of me, this heaviness. It's always there…
- Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?'
- Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender…
- I can't get no respect.
- Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
- I don't get no respect
- I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
- I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
- With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter…
- My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her…
- I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get
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- Most people would rather give than get affection. — Aristotle
- The faces I see in the modeling industry can get dull. — Kevyn Aucoin
- Get this in mind early: We never grow up. — Richard Bach
- The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. — Richard Bach
- I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am today. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- The riskiest thing you can do is get greedy. — Lance Armstrong
- If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on. — Lance Armstrong
- I still don't get golf. — Lance Armstrong