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Love Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!"
- Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody…
- It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves.
- If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.
- I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.
- They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?
- My problem is that I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good.
- A hooker once told me she had a headache.
- She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.
- I have three kids, one of each.
- I bought a new Japanese car, I turned on the radio ... I don't understand a word they're saying.
- Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?'
- I can't get no respect.
- Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with…
- Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
- I don't get no respect
- My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
- If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
- I say 'no' to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, 'no.
- I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am.
- my wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens
- Life's a short trip. You'll find out.
- I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
- I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone.
- My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're…
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