"My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I……" — Rodney Dangerfield

"My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!"

— Rodney Dangerfield

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