Psychiatrist Quotes

190 quotes by 160 authors

In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento
I myself spent nine years in an insane asylum and I never had the obsession of suicide, but I know that each conversation with a… — Antonin Artaud
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. — Tammy Faye Bakker
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. — Joey Adams
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating… — Lewis Black
I first wanted to be a psychiatrist. I decided against that in medical school when I discovered that psychiatrists didn't, in reality, do what they… — Benjamin Carson
I don't like psychiatry. I don't believe it works. I believe psychiatrists are neurotic or psychotic, for the most part. — Kirstie Alley
Yes, women are stronger than us. They face more directly the problems that confront them, and for that reason they are much more spectacular to… — Pedro Almodovar
I read a book recently by a psychiatrist who was able to interview a few serial killers and she had a thesis on how you… — Tom Araya
Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance. — Rodney Dangerfield
Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have. — Harvey Penick
If ever we needed in this country to adopt a new attitude towards homosexuality, this is the time. Instead of treating it as a crime,… — Tommy Douglas
My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen because she thought I was a latent homosexual. There was nothing latent about it. — Amanda Bearse
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.' — Ronnie Shakes
I have seen one or two psychiatrists. They just sit and nod and doodle. — Steven Morrissey
One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom. — Muriel Spark
Studies by Medical Corps psychiatrists of combat fatigue cases... found that fear of killing, rather than fear of being killed, was the most common cause… — Samuel Lyman Atwood Marshall
My psychiatrist says I have a messiah complex. But I forgave him. — Jim Carrey
Psychiatrists declare that most of our fatigue derives from our mental and emotional attitudes... What kinds of emotional factors tire the sedentary (or sitting) worker?… — Dale Carnegie
If after two weeks you still can't write your middle-eight, the best course of action is to see a psychiatrist — Ray Davies

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