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Psychiatrist Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance.
- My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
- I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
- With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
- I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a…
- My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're…
- I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn't met me yet
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- Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in… — Rodney Dangerfield
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